Local Man Trying His Hardest Not To Hear Any Spoilers About Kaleesi’s Death

Local man Aaron Bird has told reporters today he will be doing everything in his power to avoid hearing spoilers about yesterdays episode of Game of Thrones. Like many unfortunate individuals across America, Aaron spent last night catching up with friends, and despite his attempts at feigning a headache, he was unable to spare enough time to catch the entire episode. Aaron has since begun what can only be described as a grueling eight hour shift of avoiding office smalltalk and any form of social media in an attempt at enjoying the episode once he returns home tonight.

Asked how exactly he plans to avoid hearing about Kaleesi’s death on the bus home, Aaron repied “God fucking dammit I new this would happen.” before storming off.