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Christmas Gift Ideas By Senator Leyonhjelm

In the wake of the shocking Sydney Lindt Hostage situation our brave libertarian Senator Leyonhjelm struck straight to the heart of the real cause of the events and hinted at a foolproof solution. He pointed out that we are a ‘nation of victims’ and need to have access to guns to solve our problems, because it has worked so well in the USA.

His nuanced dissection of the events is a breath of fresh air. This was definitely not an issue of a man with a violent criminal history, nor his lack of treatment for mental health issues, nor about issues surrounding bail in our justice system, nor about racial and religious tensions in Australia. Nope, this was all about not being able to shoot people you have a problem with.

We should be thanking Senator Leyonhjelm and his fellow libertarians with gifts, which is appropriate timing leading into the Festive Season and our desperate need to stimulate the free market. So make Joe Hockey proud and buy some libertarian gifts.
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Gift Idea 1: Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, with foreword written by Rand whilst on welfare.

Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged is a must have for all libertarians. The all-new edition has a foreword written by Rand in the 1970s explaining her principles and complaints about how small her welfare checks were.
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Gift Idea 2: Smokers lungs desk ornament, with bonus lungs of their children who rode in the car with them while they smoked.

This is a great gift for libertarians as it acts as a conversation piece to allow them to discuss how over-taxed smokers are.
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Gift Idea 3: Bushmaster AR15 semi-automatic rifle chambered in .223-caliber.

The Bushmaster is the freedom weapon of choice and a must have for defending your rights. Comes as a box set of the rifle, one thousand rounds of ammunition, and paper targets of school children.
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Gift Idea 4: Environmental Goggles that immediately darken and block the sight of disasters.

You can’t have the environment get in the way of the economy, so these goggles help libertarians conveniently fail to see the degradation and destruction of climate change, pollution, and the future.

 

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  1. Jeremy ffrench Birmingham
    Dec 31, 2014 - 01:15 AM

    My comments include the one I am now writing.

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