David Cameron Threatens to Bring Back Slavery if Scotland Votes Yes
David Cameron has made an impassioned plea in the final days leading up to the vote on Scottish independence, begging the people of Scotland not to make him bring back slavery. The plea comes as it was revealed by the 'No' campaign that slavery was abolished while the countries England and Scotland were locked in a personal union, the progress of which Cameron has personally pledged to repeal should Scotland vote to secede this Thursday.
The announcement was made during Mr Cameron's visit to Aberdeen this week, where he spoke in favor of the Union before all 800 of Scotland's Conservative supporters. The return to Scotland is something of a victory lap for the Tory leader, who on last visit was plagued with claims that his Conservative-Liberal government would split before finishing it's full term in office. Now Mr Cameron can now confidently say to critics that his coalition has remained entirely intact, with only the country itself collapsing