Nick Stoll

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Continually Incompetent Treasurer Proof That Anyone Can Get A Job
Supporters of Joe Hockey have come out in defense of the MP’s comments on the housing and job market, pointing out
Pyne begs for extension on uni deregulation, claims dog ate original bill
Education Minister Christopher Pyne has this morning begged the Senate to grant him an extension on legislation calling for the
Ugandan Orphans Save Struggling White Women of Hollywood
After watching last night’s Oscars coverage, a group of Ugandan orphans have created a charity aimed at helping white actresses
The Sauce Considers Antagonising Terrorists to Boost Publicity
After witnessing the horrific events in Paris and the amazing outburst of support for Charlie Hebdo, satirical website The Sauce
New welfare minister Scott Morrison keen to put an end to Santa’s socialist handouts to bludger children
Recently appointed Social Services Minister Scott Morrison has declared Santa’s handouts to children out of work will end under his tenure.
Today and Sunrise Admit to Producing Same Shitty Show for a Year – and No One Noticed!
Morning television shows Today and Sunrise showed rare comradery when both revealed they have been producing the same shitty formulaic show for a year without any viewers picking up on it. “Well it wasn’t exactly to prove a point, but after Karl won so many plaudits with his suit thing we saw an opportunity to get our own praise,” said executive producer of the Today Show, Tim White. The brave journalistic experiment included interviews with clichéd flamboyant Hollywood correspondents at least every 17 minutes, network cross-promotion stories every 12 minutes and an inexplicable combination of discussions on why it’s wrong to judge someone on what they wear and who wore it best at that week’s award ceremony. “Not one viewer said anything to us, it’s a total double standard between shows like ours and the ABC,” explained Mr White
Tom Waterhouse opens new market on which horse will die first in 2015 Cup
Never one to miss out on an opportunity, Tom Waterhouse has opened a new betting market on which horse will