Today and Sunrise Admit to Producing Same Shitty Show for a Year – and No One Noticed!
Morning television shows Today and Sunrise showed rare comradery when both revealed they have been producing the same shitty formulaic show for a year without any viewers picking up on it.
“Well it wasn’t exactly to prove a point, but after Karl won so many plaudits with his suit thing we saw an opportunity to get our own praise,” said executive producer of the Today Show, Tim White.
The brave journalistic experiment included interviews with clichéd flamboyant Hollywood correspondents at least every 17 minutes, network cross-promotion stories every 12 minutes and an inexplicable combination of discussions on why it’s wrong to judge someone on what they wear and who wore it best at that week’s award ceremony.
“Not one viewer said anything to us, it’s a total double standard between shows like ours and the ABC,” explained Mr White