10 Things Everyone Missed in This Year’s Budget

Now that we’ve finally had a chance to run a fine-tooth comb through the newly released federal budget, we’ve discovered there are plenty of surprising measures hidden within the document’s fineprint.  For your convenience we’ve crunched the numbers to bring you the top ten winners and losers out of these hidden measures:

The Winners:

  • $100 million for the British Royal Family
  • $25 million for small businesses that operate Coal-based Eateries
  • $150 million for the “Tony Abbott’s Children” Education Fund
  • $200 million for Advanced Torture Aparatus on Manus Island
  • $10 million for Scott Morrison’s glasses collection
  • $4 million for the Consensus Centre to continue research into whether the earth is flat
  • $1 million for George Brandis to relocate his book collection to the other side of his office
  • $12 for arts and crafts supplies to keep Chris Pyne entertained during cabinet meetings
  • $2.50 for the Prime Minister to purchase a vegetable peeler

The Losers:

  • Roger – Once again the biggest loser in this year’s budget was Roger, the Treasury’s resident fuckup who was dumped by his girlfriend only days after the Treasury made his job redundant to meet cost-cutting targets.

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